I'm interviewing NPR about their new Tumblr...
Is there anything you’d like me to ask?
Archer on Pele
Archer: Let's talk this out.
Lana: Talk what out? How you ruined my chance to work for Oden? Or, ooooh, maybe how I just caught my boyfriend balls-deep in some French chick!
Archer: Ex-boyfriend, I bet.
Lana: Ya think?
Archer: Yeah, he's not coming back. That chick was like, the Pele of anal.