June 2011
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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TRS on Transformers 3
Jeff: It's garbage, but it's bright, shiny, incredible garbage!
Dan: That's how amazing the good stuff is. As small is it is inside of it, it's so amazing that it kind of overpowers... poop.
Blaise: Everytime it's on HBO in HD, I will watch 5 minutes of it.
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Chris Hardwick was on Jimmy Fallon and The Roots...
Jun 29th
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Paris Hilton Plays Mouth Organ or Awkward Pause
Paris Hilton: Mouth organ.
Craig Ferguson: Mouth organ? Allright. Here's what you do, you just take it out. Can you play?
Paris: No.
Craig Ferguson: Really? You surprise me.
Jun 29th
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“How many Vatican officials does it take for the Pope to issue his first official...”
– Brian Williams
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I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym
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“There is no such thing as global warming. In my opinion, you have hundreds of...”
– Rick Santorum, before being cut off by Glenn Beck recently on Fox News. Santorum was gesturing as if to imply that human participation in the accumulation of CO2 was minuscule. Well, Rick, that’s why you’re not a scientist, because your opinion is wrong. The opinions that matter are...
Jun 27th
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“I’m sorry, but that’s completely ridiculous! How can I possibly...”
– Hermione in Harry Potter… *high-fives J.K. Rowling*
Jun 27th
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“Think of a book. Any book. One of your favorite books ever. It’s like a...”
– David Blight
Jun 25th
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“The pullout in Afghanistan reminds me of the pullout I promised the mother of my...”
– David Carr, on Real Time with Bill Maher
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“It’s going to be awkward when Los Angeles fans are saying “End World...”
– Tim Cowlishaw on Ron Artest’s name change to “Metta World Peace”
Jun 24th
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“He was a mobster. So what? Everybody’s got an occupation.”
– A Bostonian reacts to the Bulger arrest. He was a mawbstah!
Jun 24th
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“Let’s talk about sex.”
– Terry Gross, in this interview. I’m not so sure I ever wanted to hear those words from her.
Jun 24th
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“Matt Ramsey is the representative to the state general assembly of...”
– Keith Olbermann
Jun 24th
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“[Gay marriage] won’t destroy the democracy; it doesn’t destroy the...”
– Keith Olbermann Amen, sir.
Jun 24th
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“We are targeting AZDPS specifically because we are against SB1070 and the racial...”
– LulzSec’s reason for releasing over 400MB of private data from the Arizona Department of Public Safety. First of all, why go after DPS over something the legislature & governor are responsible for. And secondly, the controversial parts of the law are tied up in court thanks to the US...
Jun 24th
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