Like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock. RIP MCA. (Taken with instagram)
Death by gasoline.
Is the point of CNN now to just show people going, “What?!” Because that’s the point of Candid Camera. “We’ve placed a news reporter inside a mailbox with the new a celebrity they love has died. Watch what happens when they try to mail a letter.” - Jon Stewart
Dad: And when I post a picture of some shitbird with a stupid ankle tattoo or wearing some retarded hat, I feel like somewhere, he’s smiling.
Mom: He hated retarded hats so much.
![Keyword: choice.
thedailyfeed:
Meet the two-pound, 1-ounce Dottie Mae. She’s a gift. But she was given a very beautiful gift, too.
Her cancer-stricken mother, Stacie Crimm, 41, sacrificed her own life so that Dottie could be born.
Five months pregnant with her first child, [Stacie] then learned she had advanced stage neck and head cancer and faced a terrible choice: abort her fetus and get potentially life-saving chemotherapy, or refuse treatment so that the baby might live.
“She told me, ‘I don’t care what happens to me, you just make sure that if I die you take care of that baby,’ ” said Phillips.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt9rf7TtJ11qf5y35o1_1280.jpg)
Keyword: choice.
Meet the two-pound, 1-ounce Dottie Mae. She’s a gift. But she was given a very beautiful gift, too.
Her cancer-stricken mother, Stacie Crimm, 41, sacrificed her own life so that Dottie could be born.
Five months pregnant with her first child, [Stacie] then learned she had advanced stage neck and head cancer and faced a terrible choice: abort her fetus and get potentially life-saving chemotherapy, or refuse treatment so that the baby might live.
“She told me, ‘I don’t care what happens to me, you just make sure that if I die you take care of that baby,’ ” said Phillips.
(via jmak)
Before we get started, let’s all say ‘Happy Birthday’ to Elvis Presley today. We played you a little bit of ‘Promised Land’ when we pulled up. You can’t do better than Elvis Presley.
Michele Bachmann, on August 16th, the anniversary of Presley’s DEATH.
I swear, you can’t make this stuff up.
So out of curiosity, I read a plot summary of the entire Harry Potter saga to get an idea for what the story arc was about. To sum it up, I think the point of the story is:
Death is inevitable. Life goes on.
There. I just saved a decade and 7 books of reading.
Also, it seems like Rowling is the M. Night Shyamalan of books. Twist after twist. Or she just makes it up as she goes. Same difference.
“Jackass” Star Ryan Dunn Dies in Car Accident
According to April Margera who called into Preston and Steve’s radio show this morning, one of the stars of MTV’s “Jackass” was involved in a fatal accident.
Sources say that Ryan Dunn was killed in a one-car accident that took place in West Goshen, Pa. late Sunday night.
Pat’s a fucking champion, and always will be. Just make no mistake, he’d want me to say this. He’s not with God, he’s fucking dead, he’s not religious. Thanks for your thoughts, but he’s fucking dead.
