Jon Stewart: You are running for Senate in Massachusetts, you are in New York right now. Who is a better quarterback, Tom Brady or Eli Manning?
Elizabeth Warren: I hate to tell you this but Tom Brady is gonna… the Pats are gonna spank the Giants.
E: Yes! We’re gonna getcha. I’m sorry it’s just reality.
J: It’s just reality. Aren’t you supposed to waffle on that a little? Don’t you know anything about being a politician yet?
E: Nope. I know nothing.
J: You’re supposed to go, “Well, I respect the Giants greatly, but…”
E: But I don’t! It’s the Pats all the way.
J: “Eli Manning has leprosy!”