Jon Stewart: You are running for Senate in Massachusetts, you are in New York right now. Who is a better quarterback, Tom Brady or Eli Manning?
Elizabeth Warren: I hate to tell you this but Tom Brady is gonna… the Pats are gonna spank the Giants.
J: Nooooo!!!
E: Yes! We’re gonna getcha. I’m sorry it’s just reality.
J: It’s just reality. Aren’t you supposed to waffle on that a little? Don’t you know anything about being a politician yet?
E: Nope. I know nothing.
J: You’re supposed to go, “Well, I respect the Giants greatly, but…”
E: But I don’t! It’s the Pats all the way.
J: “Eli Manning has leprosy!”
The Onion’s GOOMF (Get Out Of My Face) is a parody of ESPN’s daytime punditry shows, offering farcical sports news at a rapid clip. These are some gems…
Attaboy Tom.
Woody Paige pokes fun at Chad Ochocinco via the chalkboard.
Give Woody a break, he had to watch the Raiders and Broncos last night. To him, any team is the best team in the league right now.
Possible captions: “HI MOM!!!” - “High FIVE!” - “I like turtles.”
(via imwithkanye)
