The Onion’s GOOMF (Get Out Of My Face) is a parody of ESPN’s daytime punditry shows, offering farcical sports news at a rapid clip. These are some gems…
Vikings punter Chris Kluwe, who (as it should not go unmentioned) goes by the Twitter name @ChrisWarcraft, agrees to relinquish his #5 jersey to incoming QB Donovan McNabb in exchange for a $5,000 donation to charity, an ice cream cone and 5 non-cosecutive press conference mentions of his band Tripping Icarus.
This is crazy…
