Stupidest game ever.
Bill Maher’s entries for #linsanity.
“You have a dream? Knickerbocker please! Slow down Martin Luther Kung Pow, we have the dream!” — Larry Wilmore to Jeremy Lin
Do you think they’ll ever make a movie about a big market team that has the money to spend but still sucks? We could call it something fictitious like, “The Mets.
Jon Stewart: You are running for Senate in Massachusetts, you are in New York right now. Who is a better quarterback, Tom Brady or Eli Manning?
Elizabeth Warren: I hate to tell you this but Tom Brady is gonna… the Pats are gonna spank the Giants.
J: Nooooo!!!
E: Yes! We’re gonna getcha. I’m sorry it’s just reality.
J: It’s just reality. Aren’t you supposed to waffle on that a little? Don’t you know anything about being a politician yet?
E: Nope. I know nothing.
J: You’re supposed to go, “Well, I respect the Giants greatly, but…”
E: But I don’t! It’s the Pats all the way.
J: “Eli Manning has leprosy!”
Saw this Faurer photograph at the Jewish Museum in Amsterdam last night. I really like it. It’s from the New York School between the 30s/60s.
Man, all of the afternoon/evening games this week look to be no contest. The most interesting matchup, I think, is San Diego at the Jets. Worst matchup? Denver at Miami - the teams are a combined 1-9. BUT, Tim Tebow - he’s my QB this week with Brady on a bye.
It might be what Wally thought.
Christopher Meloni is, Anthony “Tony” Balogna in “The Vigilogna.”
“Crime doesn’t spray. But I do.”
Let’s play “spot the errors”.
(via sportsnetny)
Jon Stewart complains that there are already enough Subway locations, including the one that opened next door to his studio after the one inside his studio didn’t do well.
Final Week of Preseason: Theater of the Absurd
“In the Bill-Jaguars game, Buffalo’s Paul Hubbard caught a fourth-quarter touchdown pass, then hauled in a 2-point conversion to force overtime. Yes, overtime. Hubbard was released a few days later despite his heroic effort to extend a preseason game. Or possibly because of it.”A wonderfully written piece on preseason football from the New York Times.
