So, Randy Moss is a 49er!
I’m excited and worried at the same time…we all know how self-destructive he can be and how his attitude can be corrosive to a team.
But we needed a WR. So let’s hope we got him for cheap and that he’s got game speed (and not just track speed).
Go Niners!
Moss is undoubtedly one of the best receivers to play the game, ever. BUT, something tells me Moss 2012 in SF will look a lot like Ochocinco 2011 in NE.
Bradying moments after the failed Hail Mary.
Katy Perry Gets Silent Treatment from Brady/Gisele
“The couple finally got out of the stadium and into the cool night air. A Miller Trailsway Bus sat idling, half full of late-leaving players and Patriots’ support staff. Katy Perry came bouncing by and tried to catch their attention. They either didn’t notice, or simply chose to ignore her.”
GAME DAY
Jon Stewart: You are running for Senate in Massachusetts, you are in New York right now. Who is a better quarterback, Tom Brady or Eli Manning?
Elizabeth Warren: I hate to tell you this but Tom Brady is gonna… the Pats are gonna spank the Giants.
J: Nooooo!!!
E: Yes! We’re gonna getcha. I’m sorry it’s just reality.
J: It’s just reality. Aren’t you supposed to waffle on that a little? Don’t you know anything about being a politician yet?
E: Nope. I know nothing.
J: You’re supposed to go, “Well, I respect the Giants greatly, but…”
E: But I don’t! It’s the Pats all the way.
J: “Eli Manning has leprosy!”
I sucked pretty bad today, but our defense saved us.
My mom talks smack on Billy Cundiff!
Fuck you, Connecticut. You’re officially voted out of New England.
(via patspropaganda)
Mitt Romney said he would “absolutely” support a bill that says life begins at conception, and would thereby outlaw certain forms of birth control (the ones women use the most).
Rachel Maddow takes him to down to the man cave to explain how babies are made. The BEST part, however, is her use of sports imagery - including a photograph of Patriots defensive lineman Vince Wilfork returning an interception against the Chargers - to focus the men’s attention.
(via stfuconservatives)
My brother’s awkward (and auto-corrected) attempt at humor.
The Onion’s GOOMF (Get Out Of My Face) is a parody of ESPN’s daytime punditry shows, offering farcical sports news at a rapid clip. These are some gems…
Attaboy Tom.
Woody Paige pokes fun at Chad Ochocinco via the chalkboard.
