Sometimes in the south people will say, “In order to get that boy’s attention sometimes you’ve gotta hit him upside the head with a 2x4.” The sound you heard on election night was pine on skull.
RNC Sign holder trolls NBC News
“For people who are gay or support gay marriage, I get how seeing thousands of people come out to make this statement is incredibly disheartening. But take solace in this: gay marriage is happening. Like many drive-thru window lanes, it ain’t going backwards. And your bonus is this: you get gay marriage, and all your political opponents are going to get is Type 2 Diabetes.” - Jon Stewart
Romney 2012: “I don’t manage the money that I have. In order make sure that I didn’t have a conflict of interest while I was governor or while I was considering a run for national office, I had a blind trust established.”
Romney 1994: “The blind trust is an age-old ruse, if you will, which is to say, you can always tell the blind trust what it can and cannot do. You give a blind trust rules.”