BREAKING NEWS: President Obama announces support for what we already knew he supported but also knew he was politically afraid to admit.
Heeeeeeeere’s JOHNNY!!!
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Currently reading.
“President Obama has traded in the hard hat and lunch bucket category of the Democratic Party for a hipster fedora and a double-skim latte.” - Senator Orrin Hatch, R-UT
As my friend pointed out, the jab ain’t even correct. What hipster drinks dairy?
“What? All we did was add a P.”
Herman Cain’s new catch phrase, straight from the lips of President McBain.
Yes. Yes. I feel that strongly about it. If we can get the necessary support and it comes to my desk I’ll sign it. That’s all I can do. I will sign it.
Herman Cain, responding to Christian Broadcast Network’s David Brody when asked if he would support a Constitutional amendment that would trump Roe v. Wade.
Only problem is, the President has no role in the Constitutional amendment process.
It’s anyone’s race.
“Re-elect me next November and I’ll make LinkedIn profiles a prerequisite to receive unemployment benefits in this country. Because, let’s face it, otherwise you’re just not trying hard enough.” - Fake Obama quote from LinkedIn speech.
This photo makes me think that Obama pulled a “Nick Burns” on his speechwriters.
MOVE!!!
