RNC Sign holder trolls NBC News
Mitt Romney, the Least Interesting Man in the World.
He once said corporations were people, because compared to him they are.
When ambien can’t sleep, it takes him.
He once masturbated thinking about the great everyday values at Sears.
Paint watches him dry.
He doesn’t always drink beer, but when he does - no wait, he never does, because he is the Least Interesting Man in the World. Stay boring my friends.
(Bill Maher on Real Time)
“President Obama has traded in the hard hat and lunch bucket category of the Democratic Party for a hipster fedora and a double-skim latte.” - Senator Orrin Hatch, R-UT
As my friend pointed out, the jab ain’t even correct. What hipster drinks dairy?
How is it that __________ hasn’t crushed this guy already?
Please, Rick, I don’t want to know what’s “burning down there.”
“And that’s why I’m going to make Ron Paul my first ambassador to Moonlandia!”
Mitch “Eyes that follow you like a painting in a Scooby Doo cartoon” Daniels
So voters leave Cain because they don’t like that he had an affair, and go to the guy who had two of them! I guess Newt Gingrich becomes the candidate for people who like Herman Cain, but think he was too monogamous.
Those of you that will be 21 by November the 12th, I ask for your support and your vote.
Yes. Yes. I feel that strongly about it. If we can get the necessary support and it comes to my desk I’ll sign it. That’s all I can do. I will sign it.
Herman Cain, responding to Christian Broadcast Network’s David Brody when asked if he would support a Constitutional amendment that would trump Roe v. Wade.
Only problem is, the President has no role in the Constitutional amendment process.
Herman Cain: Your pretend candidate for President of the United States, and author of “Plan 9-9-9 from Outer Space.