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 Mitt Romney, the Least Interesting Man in the World.
He once said corporations were people, because compared to him they are. When ambien can’t sleep, it takes him. 
He once masturbated thinking about the great everyday values at Sears.
Paint watches him dry.
He doesn’t always drink beer, but when he does - no wait, he never does, because he is the Least Interesting Man in the World. Stay boring my friends.(Bill Maher on Real Time)
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Mitt Romney, the Least Interesting Man in the World.

He once said corporations were people, because compared to him they are.

When ambien can’t sleep, it takes him.

He once masturbated thinking about the great everyday values at Sears.

Paint watches him dry.

He doesn’t always drink beer, but when he does - no wait, he never does, because he is the Least Interesting Man in the World. Stay boring my friends.

(Bill Maher on Real Time)

    • #mitt romney
    • #romney
    • #bill maher
    • #maher
    • #real time
    • #hbo
    • #xx
    • #dos equis
    • #most interesting man
    • #least interesting mean
    • #stay thirsty
    • #boring
    • #sears
    • #ambien
    • #corporations
    • #robot
    • #gop
    • #republican
    • #lol
  • 2 months ago
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“President Obama has traded in the hard hat and lunch bucket category of the Democratic Party for a hipster fedora and a double-skim latte.” - Senator Orrin Hatch, R-UT

As my friend pointed out, the jab ain’t even correct. What hipster drinks dairy?
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“President Obama has traded in the hard hat and lunch bucket category of the Democratic Party for a hipster fedora and a double-skim latte.” - Senator Orrin Hatch, R-UT

As my friend pointed out, the jab ain’t even correct. What hipster drinks dairy?

    • #orrin hatch
    • #utah
    • #republican
    • #gop
    • #obama
    • #hipster
    • #latte
    • #president
    • #fedora
    • #democratic party
  • 2 months ago
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How is it that __________ hasn’t crushed this guy already?

    • #romney
    • #santorum
    • #rick santorum
    • #mitt romney
    • #gop
    • #republican
    • #election
    • #politics
    • #news
    • #jon stewart
    • #daily show
    • #lol
  • 3 months ago
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When asked to describe himself with one word, Newt Gingrich chose “cheerful.” Jon disagrees.
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When asked to describe himself with one word, Newt Gingrich chose “cheerful.” Jon disagrees.

    • #daily show
    • #jon stewart
    • #newt gingrich
    • #cheerful
    • #politics
    • #gop
    • #republican
    • #debate
    • #oneword
    • #one word
    • #lol
    • #wtf
  • 3 months ago
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'\x3ciframe width=\x22500\x22 height=\x22281\x22 src=\x22http://www.youtube.com/embed/zjZOO3Ie3-U?wmode=transparent\x26autohide=1\x26egm=0\x26hd=1\x26iv_load_policy=3\x26modestbranding=1\x26rel=0\x26showinfo=0\x26showsearch=0\x22 frameborder=\x220\x22 allowfullscreen\x3e\x3c/iframe\x3e'

Please, Rick, I don’t want to know what’s “burning down there.”

    • #rick santorum
    • #santorum
    • #politics
    • #burning
    • #gop
    • #republican
    • #lol
    • #wtf
  • 3 months ago
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“And that’s why I’m going to make Ron Paul my first ambassador to Moonlandia!”

    • #jon stewart
    • #daily show
    • #ron paul
    • #newt gingrich
    • #gingrich
    • #paul
    • #moonlandia
    • #moon
    • #moon base
    • #politics
    • #gop
    • #republican
    • #lol
    • #lunar
    • #space
    • #2012
    • #wtf
    • #lol
  • 4 months ago
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Mitch “Eyes that follow you like a painting in a Scooby Doo cartoon” Daniels
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Mitch “Eyes that follow you like a painting in a Scooby Doo cartoon” Daniels

    • #jon stewart
    • #daily show
    • #mitch daniels
    • #crazy eyes
    • #eyes
    • #painting
    • #scooby doo
    • #painting
    • #eyes
    • #sotu
    • #state of the union
    • #obama
    • #gop
    • #republican
    • #gif
  • 4 months ago
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So voters leave Cain because they don’t like that he had an affair, and go to the guy who had two of them! I guess Newt Gingrich becomes the candidate for people who like Herman Cain, but think he was too monogamous.
Jon Stewart, commenting on the apparent likelihood that Gingrich will lap up Cain’s stray voters.
    • #herman cain
    • #cain
    • #newt gingrich
    • #gingrich
    • #gop
    • #politics
    • #republican
    • #candidates
    • #election
    • #news
    • #jon stewart
    • #daily show
    • #monogamy
    • #monogamous
    • #cheating
    • #cheat
    • #affair
    • #sex
    • #scandal
    • #polyamory
  • 6 months ago
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Those of you that will be 21 by November the 12th, I ask for your support and your vote.
Rick Perry, forgetting that the voting age is 18 and that Election Day is November 6th. Or maybe he’s just targeting a super specific group of young voters. Yeah that’s it.
    • #rick perry
    • #perry
    • #voting
    • #18
    • #21
    • #election day
    • #november
    • #youth
    • #vote
    • #voting
    • #gop
    • #republican
    • #politics
    • #lol
    • #gaffe
    • #flub
    • #error
    • #fail
    • #news
  • 6 months ago
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Herman Cain’s new catch phrase, straight from the lips of President McBain.
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Herman Cain’s new catch phrase, straight from the lips of President McBain.

    • #herman cain
    • #cain
    • #mcbain
    • #simpsons
    • #tv
    • #cartoons
    • #reading
    • #read
    • #leading
    • #leadership
    • #foreign policy
    • #gop
    • #election
    • #president
    • #quote
    • #catch phrase
    • #phrase
    • #cain
    • #999
    • #republican
    • #politics
    • #news
    • #lol
  • 6 months ago
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I don’t have facts to back this up, but Herman Cain had a three way with two nuns on a party bus while wearing a cowboy hat.
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I don’t have facts to back this up, but Herman Cain had a three way with two nuns on a party bus while wearing a cowboy hat.

    • #idonthavefactstobackthisup
    • #herman cain
    • #cain
    • #gop
    • #daily show
    • #jon stewart
    • #republican
    • #sexual harassment
  • 7 months ago
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Yes. Yes. I feel that strongly about it. If we can get the necessary support and it comes to my desk I’ll sign it. That’s all I can do. I will sign it.

Herman Cain, responding to Christian Broadcast Network’s David Brody when asked if he would support a Constitutional amendment that would trump Roe v. Wade.

Only problem is, the President has no role in the Constitutional amendment process.

    • #herman cain
    • #constitution
    • #government
    • #politics
    • #abortion
    • #roe v wade
    • #prolife
    • #prochoice
    • #pro-life
    • #pro-choice
    • #gop
    • #republican
    • #election
    • #2012
    • #potus
    • #president
    • #amendment
  • 7 months ago
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Herman Cain: Your pretend candidate for President of the United States, and author of “Plan 9-9-9 from Outer Space.
Keith Olbermann
    • #keith olbermann
    • #olbermann
    • #cain
    • #herman cain
    • #plan 9
    • #sci-fi
    • #movies
    • #film
    • #9-9-9
    • #nine
    • #gop
    • #potus
    • #republican
    • #election
    • #politics
    • #news
  • 7 months ago
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'\x3ciframe width=\x22500\x22 height=\x22375\x22 src=\x22http://www.youtube.com/embed/qhm-22Q0PuM?wmode=transparent\x26autohide=1\x26egm=0\x26hd=1\x26iv_load_policy=3\x26modestbranding=1\x26rel=0\x26showinfo=0\x26showsearch=0\x22 frameborder=\x220\x22 allowfullscreen\x3e\x3c/iframe\x3e'

Awesome for so many reasons, including:

  • It’s actually from Herman Cain’s campaign.
  • It looks like it was shot on an iPhone.
  • Someone jacked up the contrast.
  • They used a crappy blurred edge vignette.
  • It’s actually from Herman Cain’s campaign.
    • #herman cain
    • #cain
    • #republican
    • #gop
    • #ad
    • #video
    • #youtube
    • #politics
    • #news
  • 7 months ago
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