Bradying moments after the failed Hail Mary.
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Bradying moments after the failed Hail Mary.

Katy Perry Gets Silent Treatment from Brady/Gisele “The couple finally got out of the stadium and into the cool night air. A Miller Trailsway Bus sat idling, half full of late-leaving players and Patriots’ support staff. Katy Perry came bouncing by and tried to catch their attention. They either didn’t notice, or simply chose to ignore her.”
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Katy Perry Gets Silent Treatment from Brady/Gisele

“The couple finally got out of the stadium and into the cool night air. A Miller Trailsway Bus sat idling, half full of late-leaving players and Patriots’ support staff. Katy Perry came bouncing by and tried to catch their attention. They either didn’t notice, or simply chose to ignore her.”

Jon Stewart: You are running for Senate in Massachusetts, you are in New York right now. Who is a better quarterback, Tom Brady or Eli Manning? Elizabeth Warren: I hate to tell you this but Tom Brady is gonna… the Pats are gonna spank the Giants.J: Nooooo!!! E: Yes! We’re gonna getcha. I’m sorry it’s just reality. J: It’s just reality. Aren’t you supposed to waffle on that a little? Don’t you know anything about being a politician yet? E: Nope. I know nothing. J: You’re supposed to go, “Well, I respect the Giants greatly, but…” E: But I don’t! It’s the Pats all the way. J: “Eli Manning has leprosy!”
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Jon Stewart: You are running for Senate in Massachusetts, you are in New York right now. Who is a better quarterback, Tom Brady or Eli Manning?

Elizabeth Warren: I hate to tell you this but Tom Brady is gonna… the Pats are gonna spank the Giants.



J: Nooooo!!!

E: Yes! We’re gonna getcha. I’m sorry it’s just reality.

J: It’s just reality. Aren’t you supposed to waffle on that a little? Don’t you know anything about being a politician yet?

E: Nope. I know nothing.

J: You’re supposed to go, “Well, I respect the Giants greatly, but…”

E: But I don’t! It’s the Pats all the way.

J: “Eli Manning has leprosy!”

I sucked pretty bad today, but our defense saved us.
Tom Brady

The Onion’s GOOMF (Get Out Of My Face) is a parody of ESPN’s daytime punditry shows, offering farcical sports news at a rapid clip. These are some gems…

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Attaboy Tom.
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Attaboy Tom.

Woody Paige pokes fun at Chad Ochocinco via the chalkboard.
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Woody Paige pokes fun at Chad Ochocinco via the chalkboard.

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Tom Brady to Cam Who?-ton: “I See Your 422 Yards and Raise You 95” 32 for 48, 517 yards, 4 touchdowns and 1 interception. Good for 5th best single-game passing performance of all time. Just 37 yards shy of the all-time record set back in 1951. Beastly.
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Tom Brady to Cam Who?-ton: “I See Your 422 Yards and Raise You 95”

32 for 48, 517 yards, 4 touchdowns and 1 interception. Good for 5th best single-game passing performance of all time. Just 37 yards shy of the all-time record set back in 1951.

Beastly.

Possible captions: “HI MOM!!!” - “High FIVE!” - “I like turtles.”
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Possible captions: “HI MOM!!!” - “High FIVE!” - “I like turtles.”

(via imwithkanye)

Josh, Nilay and Paul from "This is My Next" (and The Verge) Discussing Rumors that HP Might Spin Off Its PC Division

  • Josh Topolsky: Today started with this Bloomberg rumor that [HP is] talking about spinning of their PC division, which we thought sounded crazy. That just sounds crazy. That's like Mercedes Benz going, "Ya know we're thinking about spinning off our car division."
  • Nilay Patel: Right. "So we can focus on enterprise services."
  • Paul Miller: This is like the football team the Patriots spinning off their Tom Brady division.
  • Nilay: Hahahaha.
  • Josh: No it's like they're spinning off their football team division and saying "We're gonna concentrate on merchandise."
  • Nilay: Yeah, Exactly. "We're really good at painting helmets ... for other teams."
  • Josh: "Ya know, we have a great stadium, we're just gonna focus on the stadium."